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What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

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What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles