What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

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What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

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What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles