What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

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What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles