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What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

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What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.