Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.