Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
Steven Hawking
A tongue
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Coles.
If it's black it won't give you any food
Just ice for Harambe
Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"