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Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

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What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue