Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.