Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving