Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

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What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!