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Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*