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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

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What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

How do you make tear-free soap?

Don't use child labor.

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.