What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.