What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

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Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf