What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

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What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte