What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

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What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte