What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

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What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.