What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

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What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!