Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth