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Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!