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Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"