Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence