Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it