Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

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Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.