Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.