Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

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How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.