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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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I "NEED" you!

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Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

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They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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They always have a big bill!

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Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

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Baking Soda

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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Count Dracula.

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.