What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this May be difficult to hear...

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.