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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this May be difficult to hear...

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Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

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What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.