What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Boarder Jokes More Boarder Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why is there no Mexican Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Navigate Jokes More Navigate Jokes

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.