What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

Why don't black people like pirates?

They pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

Cuz they're always flockin' around

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Boarder Jokes More Boarder Jokes

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Navigate Jokes More Navigate Jokes

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.