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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons