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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.