Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons