Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons