Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

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Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.