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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.