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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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What does a radical, Democrat and Republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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I'm Thor

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.