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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection