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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him?

He was always high! (I'm sorry)

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Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.