Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.