What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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What do polar bears have for lunch?

Ice burger!

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.