What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche