What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.