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What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.