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What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

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Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*