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What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.