What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.