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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole