What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*