What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things