Women Say the Darndest Things
God is the answer.
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
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The law of gravity
A degree in law.