Women Say the Darndest Things
To get to 10.
A croaksman!
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
Woman? Pupil:Sir, in overtime,overdose & overhead,man shouts and woman sobs
Because it might be a moose steak.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.