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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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The spaghetto.

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Dr. Pepe

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Forget about it.

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Only one of them is organized.

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Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.