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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.