Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

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What do you call a sketchy place in Italy?

The "spaghetto"

What is the poor part of Italy called?

The spaghetto

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.