How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.