How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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Wait, I can explain everything!

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1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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You let it sink in.

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.