How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.