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How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth?

The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.