How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth?

The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"