Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
The sails are going through the roof.
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
De-calf
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
A lawyer
It couldn't get a date.
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.
