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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.