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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What gives a gorilla good taste?

Four years in an Ivy League school!

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!