What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!