What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is the difference between pink and purple?

About forty years.

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.