What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.