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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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Chronic-logically.

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One was planned.

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She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

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Squish it in your hand.

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A snooker table

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A pastriot.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels