What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say?

It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.