About 5 drinks
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
Everything. I'm a dog.
Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
Student: Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE
About six drinks
A dumb bunny.
