How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

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What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why was 5 afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.(http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

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How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo