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How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What has 5 eyes?

Invisibility

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card