Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

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What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.