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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

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What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick?

Da-Ta!!

What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador