How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

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What does Aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan