How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

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Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.