How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them