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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.