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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells