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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

A SAIYANtist!