What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.