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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

Atrocity Jokes More Atrocity Jokes

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.