What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Who's there! Bette! Bette who?

Bette of roses!

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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

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What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.