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Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

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How often did the Asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

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He was sent to the udder side

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Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.