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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does everyone hate Will?

Courtesy of my Uncle Rick

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs!

Square Dance Jokes More Square Dance Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.