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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform?

The dance of the sugar plump fairy!

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

Square Dance Jokes More Square Dance Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!