What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Square Dance Jokes More Square Dance Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.