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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?

His EKG ain't got no rythym

Square Dance Jokes More Square Dance Jokes

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!