What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!