What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!