What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Square Dance Jokes More Square Dance Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!