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Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

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Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot!

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

Punch Line Jokes More Punch Line Jokes

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.