What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.