What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

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What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!