What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!