What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

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What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!