Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

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How was that racist?

Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space