Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.