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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

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What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!