Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

What did the black man get for his son on Christmas?

Your bike.