Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!