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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow