What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

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Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.