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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

What type of sound system does a Saab have?

A Saab-woofer

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Widow Jokes More Widow Jokes

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow