What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.