What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Widow Jokes More Widow Jokes

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.