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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow