What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning