When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Sorry.
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects
A man laughing his head off.
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
You can see the definition.
A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.
She was charged with rustling!
There was a run on sentences.
Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".