When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
Flatulence
He couldn't decide what font to use.
Bob
Bernie.
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
I never had a dad to tell me any.
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
Parole.
Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "
