When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."
Phuket, I don't know...
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
Men, get in the boat!
Onions" was his dog... D:
I told her that drinks were on the house
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too?... Tell them no one found it yet.
She gives birth to a son.
I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
Because they can't even
Because they finish each other's sentences
