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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals