Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

The car salesman can probably drive!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What is the tastiest car ever?

The BMW I8.