Because it was being driven by a woman
Jeeper creeper!
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Because they all wear red shirts
Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.
A porcupine has its pricks on the outside
