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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.