Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW