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How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

5,6,7,8.

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How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.