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How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

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How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.