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What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

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What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)