What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A hobby horse.

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What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.