What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and Speak!

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.