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What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.