What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.