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What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans