What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

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What's the favorite color of horses?

Horse rddish.

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.