What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

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What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.