What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

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What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.