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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

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What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin.

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.