It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
More doors.
A bird who knocks before delivering its message!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.
Battleshvitz
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
Alison to my radio in the mornings!
It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.
A razor.
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.