Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.