Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Who's there! Alison! Alison who?

Alison to my radio in the mornings!

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

What's the best thing about deadly snakes?

They've got poisonality!

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.