Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.