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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.