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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

Who's there! Blair! Blair who?

Blair play!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.