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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Belle! Belle who?

Belle-t up and open this door!

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who's there? Deja. Deja who?

Knock, knock.

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

What is the best thing about twenty six year olds?

There are twenty of them

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.