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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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What do you call a factory that produces quality goods?

A satisfactory

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.