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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

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60 Jokes More 60 Jokes

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.