What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.