What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

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How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.