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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.