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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

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60 Jokes More 60 Jokes

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do midget's bodies produce more of?

Endwarfins

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.