60 Jokes

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

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Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Jared Fogel Jokes More Jared Fogel Jokes

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Country Concert Jokes More Country Concert Jokes

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

Supreme Jokes More Supreme Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

8 Tooth Jokes More 8 Tooth Jokes

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert