60 Jokes

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

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What else can we think about?

Insomnia

Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a late teacher?

Mr. Bus

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Supreme Jokes More Supreme Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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