How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

Previous Random Joke Next

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

Jared Fogel Jokes More Jared Fogel Jokes

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

60 Pound Jokes More 60 Pound Jokes

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.