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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

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Dresses up as an altar boy

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It all depends on where you lose them.

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He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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I am going to make the bedrock.

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Old Bay.

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What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.