He broke up with his girlfriend.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Breaking the seal on a rock.
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
Old Bay.
You'll never forget her name.
You get to meet Jared Fogel.
About 60 pounds.