How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

Ssh bby is ok

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke