What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

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Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).