What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

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What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.