What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!