What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.