What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!