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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter?

Capitalization.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's long and stylish and full of cats?

The Easter Purrade!

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What starts with r and ends with d?

Removed

Semicolon Jokes More Semicolon Jokes

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!