What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

The blonde works in the dark!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who's there! Cat! Cat who?

Cat you understand!

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Semicolon Jokes More Semicolon Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws