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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!