What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Semicolon Jokes More Semicolon Jokes

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se