What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United?

A triangle has three points

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

End Jokes More End Jokes

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

Semicolon Jokes More Semicolon Jokes

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!