What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Semicolon Jokes More Semicolon Jokes

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.