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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.