What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

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How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!