What has a beginning and an end, but no...

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

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What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

What has a bottom at its top?

My life (..)

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?