What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.