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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.