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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What are you doing with your life?

I'm up.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

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What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.