What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

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What are you doing with your life?

I'm up.

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke