When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

What's a machinists favorite song?

Turn Down for What!

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.