When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!