When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

Ssh bby is ok

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.