When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested.