When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Previous Random Joke Next
Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.