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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What did the Asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies