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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

FIRETRUCK.

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.