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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

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Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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What's a paralympian's worst nightmare?

Testing positive for WD-40

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.