What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.