What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.