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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

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How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.