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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

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What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

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Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough