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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough