What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.