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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

Vowel Movement Jokes More Vowel Movement Jokes

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.