How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.