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How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!