You take the pizza delivery sign off
At the bottom.
A signtist!
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
WITNESS ME!
Sushi bars and stop signs.
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
A Shar-Pei
1. Becoming forgetful
I wub wub wub you....
From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Waiter: We can dream can't we
Ewes sincerely.
Stop playing it cagey!
No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.
From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
Gone fission
BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
Because they're always so *Sappy*!
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back
He cleaned it!
Signing the legal guardian paperwork
At the bottom!
A tardigrade!
Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Because he saw the snowblower coming
Banner.
You are the banner of my existence.
She had no sense of porpoise.
An accountant without the sense of humour.
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
I think this is a set up!
I'm arriving
They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
I can sleep with a light on.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
